People vs. Bears

For years there has been a rivalry between the indigenous black bears of Central Pennsylvania and human population.  If a war were to break out,  a team of no nonsense bad-asses would have to assembled in order to save our species.  If I were to defeat a bear, all I would need is a pot of honey, Morgan Freeman and a pogo stick.  But fortunately for the bears, I am not in charge of the military.  I hope that one day when all the bears are defeated we can turn them into snuggies that we can wear while we read children’s books such as the berenstein bears and Little Bear while laughing silently in our heads.

But could you imagine if bears would win?   Need to get your drivers license renewed? You go to the DMV to get your picture taken and some bear is in charge.  BEARS DON”T HAVE HANDS.  Let me see a bear keep up with corporate america.  Let me see a bear kill Osama Bin Laden.  Let me see a bear create 2girls1cup.
Human’s Win

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